I paid $3 for this today.

It’s not quite as cool as this, though…

5 Responses to “I Am A Consumer Whore II: The Marketing—SE Turbo XL Edition”

1. GyRo567 Says:
   July 4th, 2007 at 2:19 am

   I can’t fathom the depth of your consciousness in fathoms. Part of it has to do with the incoherence that comes with insomnia. That probably wasn’t the slightest bit funny in the first sentence. I hope it was grammatically correct at the very least.

2. GyRo567 Says:
   July 4th, 2007 at 6:07 pm

   You know, while I have absolutely no idea what the topic is, I’ll keep off it with this:

   http://mingle2.com/blog-rating

   Apparently your blog is rated R for using the word “whore” 7 times. (8 now if comments are included)

   Ragnar Tornquist’s is rated PG. I’d say yours is more exciting, but he has lots of pictures of Chinese and Korean food. He even took a picture of Cocacola inside the Forbidden City. Anticlimax to the max.

3. AB Harris Says:
   July 4th, 2007 at 7:37 pm

   I was at a rave back some time around 1995 down in Atlanta… the bar had these 12oz bottles of “Fukola Cola”, which the barkeep said had 7x the caffeine of a cup of coffee. The “Fukola Cola” label was off-white with skull and crossbones. All I remember is that it was extremely sweet.

   And imagine my surprise after googling “Fukola Cola” that it’s still being manufactured. So for anyone interested, google “Fukola Cola” (Repeat, “Fukola Cola”…I’m trying to bring your blog’s “R” rating to a reasonable “X”)

   All kidding aside, “Dr. Brown’s” brand soda is a very quality beverage.

4. steve Says:
   July 4th, 2007 at 8:11 pm

   Fuck yeah, let’s fuck with the fucking rating.

   Though I bought my Buzz cola at a regular 7-11, I’m going to have to find the full “Kwik-E Mart” edition here in Seattle to get the full Simpsons marketing experience.

   (Before I posted this, I have no idea why the Google Ad Words on this page were for bereavement services/listings.)

5. Moggraider Says:
   July 7th, 2007 at 11:01 am

   I tried Buzz Cola too. Too bad it was just another off-brand =/.

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