Random Search Terms
By SteveI finally broke down and installed a traffic plug-in for WordPress, so now I can see how many people are reading (Thousands? No shit?) and how they’re getting here.
The latter is what fascinates me. The search engine inquiries that get people here, whoa…. For example:
People Want Better Abs
how did the men in 300 get their abdominals
300 movie abs
“300″ abs from the movie
300 movie abs
get abs like 300
People Really Like Searching for 300
is 300 the gayest movie ever
300 movie CODPIECE
300 oracle nipples
Looking for People
“britt daniel” douchebag
Justin Fletcher gay
Say What?
Dried Fruit and gas
why am i a douchebag
blowing shit up
Random
java devil
plop plop fizz fizz
pap smear blog
Scary
fetishization of keanu reeves
male body piercings
rochester minnesota porn
August 25th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
I came for the abs and stayed for the music.
August 26th, 2007 at 12:57 am
I came for the gayness and stayed for me.
August 26th, 2007 at 10:40 am
I never did find out exactly why I am a douchebag.
August 26th, 2007 at 11:33 am
After three posts I realized there wasn’t going to be much manic pap content.
August 26th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Does anyone else have gas problems after eating dried fruit?
August 28th, 2007 at 12:08 am
I dunno, I only eat real fruit, but I really like the “plop plop fizz fizz” search term. I tried searching it myself, but I couldn’t find it in the first five pages & got bored, so I gave up.
August 28th, 2007 at 12:35 am
As for “plop plop…”, I found a picture of the dude that sang the song in the Alka Seltzer ads for something, and it was one of the top results in Google image search.