Teh Funnay
By SteveThis was taken by a co-worker at the Redmond Town Center theater today. Someone really digs the Dungeon Siege movie:
Our office went to see the “movie” on Friday, and it’s another triumph for “filmmaker” Uwe Boll. Highly recommended. See it twice. Buy the DVD.
January 18th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
I’m catching a matinee sometime in the next couple of days. Professional obligation.
But twice? Not even if the ghost of Orson Welles threatened me.
January 18th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Sucker.
I mean, I can’t wait to hear your opinion of this cinematic masterpiece!
(It is, by far, the worst movie I’ve ever seen at a theater.)
January 18th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
The beauty of Netflix new “watch anything you want online!” plan is that I can get up to date on the oeuvre of Herr Boll before then.
I am debating whether or not to take my film historian friend along for the ride just to get some perspective on how it compares to Fellini.
I expect nothing less than crap.
January 18th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
I expected crap, but what it delivers is beyond crap. It isn’t even “so crappy it’s awesome.” I mean, with $60 million, I could accept the crap script, or even bad acting.
But the cinematography is terrible, and the editing… whoa.
January 19th, 2008 at 1:08 am
“(It is, by far, the worst movie I’ve ever seen at a theater.)”
I take it you didn’t see Howard the Duck upon its theatrical release.
January 19th, 2008 at 1:17 am
I didn’t see Howard the Duck, but seriously. That movie had a terrible script and all, but this has everything bad.
Most movies are at least competently shot and edited; this one has terrible cinematography and is poorly edited. Scenes focus on the wrong person, cuts come a beat too late, some frames are poorly lit… I mean, yikes.
January 19th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
I’m going to go on record saying that I could make a better film with no real actors, MS Paint for special effects, VirtualDub/TMPGEnc/MSPaint/Audacity for video/audio editing, and an old Digital8 camera that’s starting to lose its focus.
It isn’t even “so crappy it’s awesome.”
The first thing I associate Uwe Boll with is the Sci-Fi Channel’s Raptor Island. Never have I seen something so utterly not entertaining. I expected the low budget version of Jurassic Park 3. Now I’ve been truly scarred for life.